Size Guide
Printed-to-order means we can't restock a return, so getting the size right the first time genuinely matters. Two minutes here saves you a return shipping label.
The fastest method: measure a shirt you already love
Don't measure your body. Lay a t-shirt you already own flat on a table, then measure it and match those numbers to the chart. It's far more accurate than guessing from your chest size.
- Width — armpit to armpit, straight across the flat shirt.
- Length — highest point of the shoulder straight down to the hem.
Unisex tee — Bella+Canvas 3001
| Size | Width (in) | Length (in) | Roughly fits chest | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 | 34–37" | |
| M | M | 20 | 29 | 38–41" |
| L | 22 | 30 | 42–45" | |
| XL | 24 | 31 | 46–49" | |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 | 50–53" |
Hoodie — Gildan 18500
\n| Size | Width (in) | Length (in) | Roughly fits chest |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 20 | 27 | 34–37" |
| M | 22 | 28 | 38–41" |
| L | 24 | 29 | 42–45" |
| XL | 26 | 30 | 46–49" |
| 2XL | 28 | 31 | 50–53" |
Measurements are taken flat and can vary about half an inch either way — that's normal for cut-and-sew garments, not a defect.
Fit advice, honestly
- Our tees are true to size, not oversized. If you want the loose look you see on TikTok, go up one size.
- Between sizes? Size up. Cotton relaxes in width but shrinks slightly in length after the first wash.
- Hoodies already run roomy. Take your normal size unless you want to swim in it.
- Broad shoulders? Go by the width column and ignore everything else.
Still not sure
Email info@snorted.store with your usual size in a brand you own well, and we'll tell you straight which of ours to take.