Shirts that make people snort
We write the joke, print it big, and ship it from the United States. Every line on this site is ours — nothing licensed, nothing borrowed, nothing photocopied off someone else's shirt.
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5–10 business days for most US addresses — 2–5 days of printing plus 3–5 in transit. Your shirt doesn't exist until you order it, which is why there's a production window.
True to size, not oversized. Want the loose look? Go up one size. The Size Guide has real measurements — matching a shirt you already own beats guessing.
Send it back unworn with tags within 30 days for full store credit, or exchange it for a $6 reprint fee. You cover return shipping, because a printed shirt can't be resold.
Email info@snorted.store with a photo within 30 days. We reprint or refund at no cost to you, and you usually don't need to send anything back.
Inside out, cold water, tumble dry low. No bleach, don't iron the print directly. Done right, the print outlives the shirt.
